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Old 05-26-2003, 07:03 AM   #40 (permalink)
qpid
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Location: Detroit
Quote:
Originally posted by eribrav
I have a co-worker who is, shall we say, a bit on the heavy side.

A temp worker went up to her one day and said, " You look like someone who knows where all the good restaurants in town are. What would you recommend for lunch?"

Ouch.
Similar story:

I work for one of my jobs in a hotel restaurant. One day three co-workers and myself are rolling silverware into napkins when my boss comes into the room and looks at us (me: tall skinny guy, lisa: short skinny girl and jeff: average height hefty kid) and says "Jeff you look like you're good with cookies"

I howled with laughter while she stammered and tried to say it was because of the way he was rolling silverware........ Jeff agreed with me btw
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