I'm afraid I would be played by Wilfred Brimley. Oh the horror!
On the bright side, the soundtrack would be awsome! Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Blue Oyster Cult, Steppenwolf, and Uriah Heep.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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