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Ustwo · 04-27-2006, 05:48 AM

This reminds me of one of those 'MY EYE MY EYES, THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING' moments I had.

We are on the island of St. Martin on the French side. We took a day trip to the very popular, clothing optional beach there (Orient Bay). Now my wife and I are not strangers to nude beaches and this one was very tame, a few topless women, a nudist resort at one end, but mostly like any other beach. Then I innocently looked up from my book I was reading and was scarred, perhaps for life.

It wasn't the typical greasy euro male in a speedo and gold jewlery, I had become numb to them already. No it was a couple where they both had on thongs, and I was looking at the wrong end. It didn't help that they were not very attractive and about age 60 as well, but reguardless of age and looks MEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR THONGS. There is nothing about a string up a mans ass that would be sexy, it just doesn't work, the shapes are wrong, its the same type of reason men don't look good in high heels and would look like a over stuffed sausage in an evening dress. Its just wrong.

Likewise the same goes for lingerie of any kind for a man. When women want to suprise their man, they can buy lingerie, when men want to surprise their women, they can buy them lingerie. This isn't one of those sexist things, its just practical.

04-27-2006, 05:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	This reminds me of one of those 'MY EYE MY EYES, THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING' moments I had. We are on the island of St. Martin on the French side. We took a day trip to the very popular, clothing optional beach there (Orient Bay). Now my wife and I are not strangers to nude beaches and this one was very tame, a few topless women, a nudist resort at one end, but mostly like any other beach. Then I innocently looked up from my book I was reading and was scarred, perhaps for life. It wasn't the typical greasy euro male in a speedo and gold jewlery, I had become numb to them already. No it was a couple where they both had on thongs, and I was looking at the wrong end. It didn't help that they were not very attractive and about age 60 as well, but reguardless of age and looks MEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR THONGS. There is nothing about a string up a mans ass that would be sexy, it just doesn't work, the shapes are wrong, its the same type of reason men don't look good in high heels and would look like a over stuffed sausage in an evening dress. Its just wrong. Likewise the same goes for lingerie of any kind for a man. When women want to suprise their man, they can buy lingerie, when men want to surprise their women, they can buy them lingerie. This isn't one of those sexist things, its just practical. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.