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What?! A politician rewarded someone that helped them win an election?! I'm outraged!
In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.
/Stops channelling Homer Simpson
//Remembers that the next line in the letter to Mr. Burns contains the line "smells like an elephant's butt", which seems oddly appropriate here.
///Remembers he lives in Chicago, where patronage has transformed into a fine art
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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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