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analog · 04-18-2006, 02:59 AM

I hope I don't have this issue with my next girlfriend... because so far, the "signs" have been...

1. "Let's go back to my house and fuck" (this is when i lost my virginity. )
2. "It was too long of a drive from the airport" (girl i met on the 'net, flew to see her after dating for 9 months, but had already known her very well for 2 years prior)
3. "I like your apartment" (which was right after we entered, and immediately followed by her shifting on the couch onto straddling my lap. she was a coworker i'd known for some time. one-time thing.)
4. "Can I give you a blowjob?" (as far as I knew, we were laying there, silently in my bed, because we were tired. I only dreamed of her wanting me- and then, by some miracle, she actually did. Dated for 5 months, had very frequent, monogamous sex for over a year past that)
5. "If you make that sound one more time, I'm holding you responsible for taking me somewhere and finishing me off." (I was randomly smacking things with a folded advertisement, which was making a "spanking" sound. she was seriously jazzed up. one-time thing with another coworker. She wasn't really my type, but "being able to get a girl in bed" really boosted my self-esteem at the time, which was badly needed.)
6. "I'm glad i had a beer to level me off, or i'd be too nervous" (my oblivious answer: "for what?" to which she replied by leaning in for a long kiss that instantly became sex. we're talking record clothed-to-naked speed here. We'd been laying on my bed because we were both very tired from work that day, and we'd gone out to hang out and have a few drinks.)

I'm really good at reading people in general... but attractive females i'm interested in... and who i think might be interested in me... that first phase of knowing each other leaves me totally clueless, most of the time.

04-18-2006, 02:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
analog Banned	I hope I don't have this issue with my next girlfriend... because so far, the "signs" have been... 1. "Let's go back to my house and fuck" (this is when i lost my virginity. ) 2. "It was too long of a drive from the airport" (girl i met on the 'net, flew to see her after dating for 9 months, but had already known her very well for 2 years prior) 3. "I like your apartment" (which was right after we entered, and immediately followed by her shifting on the couch onto straddling my lap. she was a coworker i'd known for some time. one-time thing.) 4. "Can I give you a blowjob?" (as far as I knew, we were laying there, silently in my bed, because we were tired. I only dreamed of her wanting me- and then, by some miracle, she actually did. Dated for 5 months, had very frequent, monogamous sex for over a year past that) 5. "If you make that sound one more time, I'm holding you responsible for taking me somewhere and finishing me off." (I was randomly smacking things with a folded advertisement, which was making a "spanking" sound. she was seriously jazzed up. one-time thing with another coworker. She wasn't really my type, but "being able to get a girl in bed" really boosted my self-esteem at the time, which was badly needed.) 6. "I'm glad i had a beer to level me off, or i'd be too nervous" (my oblivious answer: "for what?" to which she replied by leaning in for a long kiss that instantly became sex. we're talking record clothed-to-naked speed here. We'd been laying on my bed because we were both very tired from work that day, and we'd gone out to hang out and have a few drinks.) I'm really good at reading people in general... but attractive females i'm interested in... and who i think might be interested in me... that first phase of knowing each other leaves me totally clueless, most of the time.