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Originally posted by Sion
PsychoBob: I've nothing against Bobs. I was just thinking it would suck if your name was Bob Kneeland. Because when read last name first, it would be Kneel-and, Bob. Get it? next question: do you have slack?
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Wait a second, what do you mean the Big Ten Rules!?!?! I don't understand these inside jokes between you Ohioians and Michigianianians. Oh wait, I know you're talking about the Ten Big Rules! Otherwise known as 'The Ten Commandments.' You know what my favorite commandment is? Well, if you're an idiot and have never read the bible, then you'll not understand what this means, but the first commandment is by far the best.
(For those of you who don't know, it's 'Go Out and be Fruitful' aka have lots of sex!!!!) But wait, oh I know! You're not talking about the bible (or so I think), you're talking about the Big Ten athletic conference in the NCAA. Sheesh, do I feel blonde. Afterall, I go to Purdue, I should have known that. (man, that sarcasm is so think, I can actually slice it with a cutco knife. Of course, what can't you cut with a cutco knife!?!?!?!?!) But anyways, so do I have slack?!?!? Well I think Milton used the word 'slack' best:
Whence these raging fires Will slacken, if his breath stir not their flames.
But, since I wasn't sure what you meant by slack, I went to Dictionary.com and found out what it did mean.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=slack (Disclamer:Before reading any further, I would open that link up in another window in order to try to attempt to figure out what I mean) But do I have any slack? Well, once, long ago, I was in a slack when I found slack! Boy was I happy, afterall, how often do you find slack when you're down in a slack. As it later turned out, the slack was slack! And boy, as you can imagine, I was elated. So I scanned the slack into my computer and saved it in my slack. So, the slack that I found while in a slack was scanned and saved in slack! Unfortunately, as soon as I saved it, Lightning struck my computer and blew it up! I went beserk ended up falling out of my 3rd floor window into a slack and the slack that was slack slacked away! So, I lost my slack that was slack in a slack by it slacking away. Very sad, huh?
Give me another!!!!
Edited for the safety of your mind (i.e. the disclaimer)