Wow, no responses? This was the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
er um, someone did respond... anyways
1 - "What are you thinking?"
I plead the fifth.
2 - "Do you love me?"
I plead the fifth.
3 - "Do I look fat?"
I plead the fifth.
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
I plead the fifth.
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
I’d plead the fifth.
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