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pan6467 · 04-05-2006, 12:49 AM

Let me consult the Holy Book of Python.......

And there was a great war on the people of Sillydom......
Whereforth the Lord did sayeth "Be not afraid, for I shall send a savior,
He shall be a peacemaker and shall bring forth peace."
And from the bowels of the Earth there arose a tremble
And the skies turned marmalade
There appeared a girl with Kaladeiscope eyes
And porters doth donned looking glass ties
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green grew and towered over head
While Rocking Horse People ate marshmellow pies

And for forty days and forty nights it doth rained and the land was call Seattle
And the sewers backed up and from whence the great prophet appeared
He was to be named the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar
And from his mind came a salad and a birthing process

The lord saideth unto the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar,
"go and conquer the lands called Politics
And bring down their false diety"

To which the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth,
"But many there listen to the flaming Bush"
So the Lord saideth,
"I shall create natural redheads and confuse the man as to which flaming bush he shall worship"

The Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar then saideth,
"But there are many conspiracy theories that leadeth to the dark side"
And the Lord saideth,
"I shall create natural brunettes for them..... and the darkside shall be plentiful"

And the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth,
"But the men shall need air from the activities you doth give them"
And the Lord said,
"I shall provide natural blondes and the men may sucketh the air from their heads."

So sayeth the Holy Book of Python.
All hail the the Holy Book of Python.

04-05-2006, 12:49 AM	#61 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Let me consult the Holy Book of Python....... And there was a great war on the people of Sillydom...... Whereforth the Lord did sayeth "Be not afraid, for I shall send a savior, He shall be a peacemaker and shall bring forth peace." And from the bowels of the Earth there arose a tremble And the skies turned marmalade There appeared a girl with Kaladeiscope eyes And porters doth donned looking glass ties Cellophane flowers of yellow and green grew and towered over head While Rocking Horse People ate marshmellow pies And for forty days and forty nights it doth rained and the land was call Seattle And the sewers backed up and from whence the great prophet appeared He was to be named the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar And from his mind came a salad and a birthing process The lord saideth unto the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar, "go and conquer the lands called Politics And bring down their false diety" To which the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth, "But many there listen to the flaming Bush" So the Lord saideth, "I shall create natural redheads and confuse the man as to which flaming bush he shall worship" The Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar then saideth, "But there are many conspiracy theories that leadeth to the dark side" And the Lord saideth, "I shall create natural brunettes for them..... and the darkside shall be plentiful" And the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth, "But the men shall need air from the activities you doth give them" And the Lord said, "I shall provide natural blondes and the men may sucketh the air from their heads." So sayeth the Holy Book of Python. All hail the the Holy Book of Python. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" Last edited by pan6467; 04-05-2006 at 12:52 AM..