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Originally Posted by Halx
Please let us know how it all works out.
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Reminded me of the movie "Top Secret!"
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*on the phone*
"...please notify me immediately, if there is any change in his condition."
*Hangs up the phone and turns...*
"He's dead."
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Also, and I may have to get a picture of this when it's done for you all to believe me...
...but across the street from the neighborhood I'm in, just a hundred feet further down, is a funeral home that's a crematorium.
Again, i'm not making this up, but someone has decided to build a "Sonny's Barbecue" directly next to it.
It's set to open in a month or two, i think... the jokes will be awful and wonderful all at once.