wear your seatbelt
I knew a guy (20 years old, my boss's kid) who didn't ever wear a seatbelt. He was young and felt too cool or too invincible, or too something to wear it.
He died last night in a car accident.
He's fucking dead, ladies and gentlemen. He is not going to play poker tonight. He is not going to get laid this weekend. He is not going to surf porn, or hug his dad or watch TV, or go to work, or go to class, or take a shower... nothing. He is dead.
At least he'll never have to listen to people bitching at him to wear his seatbelt.
My wife was saved by a seatbelt. My Mom was saved by a seatbelt. I was saved by a seatbelt.
WEAR
YOUR
FUCKING
SEATBELT
__________________
Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.
|