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Never. They get in the way; they fall off and get crunched; if you're on top and make an especially athletic move they can slip off and fall in your beloved's face. (The latter counts as an instance of True Sex (TM).)
My vision's 20/100 in each eye, but as JinnKai suggests, how far away are you actually going to be? And as somebody who's tremendously nearsighted, my closeup vision _without_ glasses (within 18 inches) is better than the average person's. Until recently I could focus at the end of my nose. And that's lots of fun when you're taking a walking tour (as it were) of your beloved's curves, nooks, and crannies.
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