My niece is 14 years younger than me, and when she was under 17 we were really close. We'd joke around and chase each other and all sorts of ridiculous shit.
Tonight I threatened her while she was staying with me that if she didn't calm down I'd put her over my lap and spank her. She's a gorgeous girl.
She got a head start and outdistanced me, so I went back inside and sat down in my chair to watch tv.
She came in and without a single word lay across my lap, facedown.
She looked up at me expectantly.
Who am I to disappoint? I spanked her for half an hour.
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