In high school my friend Jimmy had his lunch stolen every day for a week. He figured it was Tyler and it was.
So Jim makes this beautiful chicken breast and cat shit on whole wheat for him to steal. Which he does. Only he figures it out in the lunchroom and took ner a bite.
Instead he opened it up and casually walked over and stuck it to Jimmy's skull.
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