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got all four wisdom teeth taken out today, and as i woke up on the couch at home, i made the discovery that the electrodes were still attached to my torso (you know? those two on your chest and the one under your ribcage for the IV sedation).
after making the discovery, i say so to my mum, and she looks over to see me picking at the adhesive disks.
"i can take these off now, right?"
"yeah, here..." and she rips the lower one off real fast.
even though i'm a particular hairy guy, there's still the whole patch of pubic hair in a circle on my happy trail which is now not there. luckily i protected the other two from her. there's more hair up north than there is in the middle.
so the first non-surgery related thought i had today occured about five hours after i woke up:
i wonder if i should clip a clothes pin to my "cybernetic nipple" and take a picture?
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