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I was 14 and babysitting the neighbor's kid over at their place.
I'd had a crush on both of the neighbors for some time and always felt a little awkward and shy around them.
I left the kid watching cartoons and went to the bathroom to pee. I was gone a minute, tops.
When I came back, the kid was playing with a huge green dildo. It had poop crusted on it. My crush ended abruptly.
The worst part was that I had no idea where it had come from, and so I just threw it under the couch and hoped that it was the right place.
I never did babysit for them again.
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