Chinese Ladyboy vs. American Shemale:
I shook hands with a Chinese ladyboy in a restaurant in Los Angeles. It was the most arousing handshake of my life. (Nearly turned me homo).
I shook the hand of an American shemale in an adult bookstore in San Francisco. It was like indian-wrestling with a construction worker (holy shit! Confirmed my hetero-ness!)
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