I'm sitting in a church sanctuary, where I am not supposed to be, eating a pizza that I am not supposed to have, and using a computer I am not supposed to be on.
I am living at the church because they think I'm a member.
I'm an atheist. But it's free food, and the locks to the computer room are sooooo easy to pick.
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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim
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