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Me: Can I take naked pictures of you?
Her: Sure.
(she's already naked, so it's not that difficult.)
I use up all the film in my camera.
Her: No internet.
Me: I couldn't do that to you.
Her: Awwww...
Me: I don't have a scanner.
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