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I had to take a shit, but my wife wanted me to come out and watch a movie with her that was starting in a few minutes, so she shows me how she takes a "fast potty".
she sits on the bowl, and, explaining the whole time, puts her feet up on the front of the seat, so she is in the fetal position, with her butthole over the water. She says, "...then you push, and it comes out easier. Sometimes, you can't do this but I can, I go in through the front and push it with my fingers."
YeeeHaw!
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