| Why not just do it the old fashioned way? 
 "Hi! I've been thinking about you... would you like to come over and have some fun?"
 
 Not superfulious, also not on the level of "Me have penis! You have vagina!"
 
 Respectful, to the point, not degrading....
 
 congrats on finding a friend with benefits!
 
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