Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager?
Chris: I'm the assistant manager, and I'm running the store today, can I help you?
Customer: I wanted to let you know that I just left a voicemail to complain at your corporate office. (pauses)
Chris: (Puzzled expression)
Customer: I think it's disgusting that you leave Fox News on and force your customers to listen to it. That channel is nothing but propaganda and we shouldn't be forced to see it.
Chris: Sir, I haven't seen the screen for an hour. I don't know what's on. The remote is a foot from your hand on the counter you're resting it on. Anyone can walk up and change the channel anytime. You are welcome to change the channel if the content offends you.
Customer: .... .... You hsouldn't be forcing us to watch it, it's all right-wing propaganda.
Chris: (rolls eyes)
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