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Man that's gotta suck
Police Officer - "Ma'am, I got a bad news for you"
Girlfriend - "What?"
PO - "Your boyfriend was found dead"
GF - "OMG!"
PO - "He was found with another dead woman"
GF - "God that's horrible!"
PO - "They were engaging in act of sex ma'am"
GF - "That son of a bitch!"
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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