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Not quite a question, but more of a funny story:
I'm a cop in a mid-sized town. It's 3 AM and I'm directing traffic around a minor accident that's blocking the intersection. I'm staring directly at the driver of this small car, who is stopped on one side of the intersection. This guy is the only guy on the road. I'm motioning with my hand for him to go ahead. Thinking he doesn't see me, I motion with my entire arm. I shine my flashlight toward him...I yell "come on"....but still no response. So I approach the car, figuring that he's gonna roll down the window and I'm gonna smell a brewery.
The guy rolls down his window and says "Good morning." I ask the guy "Don't you see me standing there, motioning to you to go?" He says "Yeah, but the light is still red."
As if I was going to stand in the middle of the intersection at three in the morning, signal cars to go through the light, and then pull 'em over and write them a ticket.
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