Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizens!

I am uncertain how I feel about this.

During my Thursday night Ichthyomancy group I divined a terrible omen in the air bladder of a young perch.

Its disembodied head kept mouthing words I could not quite make out.

I am almost certain that it had something to do with this.

Until I draw my final conclusions I will tentatively congratulate the ascension of our four esteemed colleagues.

A weekend of delicious paninomancy might shed some light on these darkened portents.

Excelsior!
-GH