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Originally Posted by ratbastid
Airport demos. Right.
"Usually it's an electric razor, but ever now and then... It's a dildo. Our policy is not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. It's always 'the dildo', not 'your dildo'..."
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And never, under any circumstances do we say that the dildo turned itself on.
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