"Captain! His testoterone torpedo hit us full frontal! Bitch shields are down 40%!"
"Ensign, flood the engineering bay with Estrogen. Hopefully it will act as a energy boost to maintain the Bitch shields until we can retreat back to 'Let's Just Be Friends' headquarters."
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -
Matt Groening
My goal? To fulfill my potential.
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