skier

um i was at victoria's secret at the cash register and the lady was ringing me up and she was bout to print my receipt when she asks me for my number. i stare at her for a second thinking is she seriiious? finally i answered duude.... im not a lesbian... she looked really confused and explained how it was for the computer. i laughed but refused to give her my number.

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