(__)                                |\/|               (__)
          (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
    __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/
  / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||
 *  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                            ^^    ^^           ~~    ~~
  Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
  (very handy)    portable COW