I always carry a small bottle of water in my inside pocket to wash my foot down... The time that always makes me shudder when I think about it, though was a while back when I was at college. My friends and I were sat having breakfast after a heavy night out when my lecturer passed our table and said to me "Hell, You look rough...were you on the shorts last night?" To which I replied "No, I don't like midgets." She said "Oh, I do, my brother's one...he's lovely."
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