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Old 05-24-2003, 09:20 AM   #31 (permalink)
Tophat665
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My buddy was told me that while he was working in a bookstore, he heard a kid in the aisle on one side say, "Momma! Where you is!"

He sees the woman walk from an aisle on the other side and hears her say to the kid, "It ain't 'Where you is?' It's 'Where you be at?'"
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