my martini recipe, and I have had a few bartenders trained to serve it to me before my butt even hit the stool.
Dry Martini
put ice in shaker
pour vermouth over ice
toss out ice
replace ice
pour stoli
strain into martini glass
Extra Dry Martini
follow all steps above but instead of pouring vermouth, locate bottle in bar, turn label torwards shaker...waving bottle over shaker is effective also.
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