clean socks are better than a clean shirt in terms of making you feel clean. Wear protection. If you sing in public, most people will pretend to not notice you. Coke and Pepsi, while delicous on their own, are not good when combined. Don't be afraid to kick people in the crotch, especially if they have weapons. Never cut the red wire. Double-check to make sure its a parachute, and not a backpack. Learn at least one good science joke, to impress nerds. Caffeine is good for you. Saccharin is not good for you. If you're going to punch a wall, make sure you don't hit a support beam inside of it, or a wall with pictures hanging on it. Don't dig a gigantic hole in a dirt yard and leave it there, because spiders and other gross insects will come and live there. Remeber that hairspray, bugspray, WD-40, and cooking spray are all very flammable. Don't mess around with bugzappers, because its very difficult to make tazers and very easy to electrocute yourself. If you must, wear gloves. Read lots of old science fiction books from the 60's and 70's, like "Starwolf". Don't judge a book by its cover, but feel free to pass judgements based on bindings. When doing an English accent, make sure it is a subtle accent, or it will seem fake. Remember to take advice from Septal, writing it down if you have to.
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