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"If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong"
I'm not sure where that came from, I just remember it from a friend's profile a few years ago
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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