I had no idea that Squaw had any other meaning than, young woman.
Screw this... I'm moving to
Cooterville
Better yet I'm moving to one of these towns:
French Lick, IN
Sac City, IA
Skiddy, KS
Ono, KY
Boring, MD
Crappo, MD
Gay, MI
Hell, MI
Gaysport, OH
Beaverdale, PA
Intercourse, PA
Left Hand, WV
Come by Chance, Newfoundland