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Sage · 01-24-2006, 11:42 AM

The Immature Asshole

You guys probably all know this one- I was 18, just getting over my first college boyfriend, was good friends with Immature Asshole. Only at the time, since we were friends, he was all nice and sweet and OH, he's a musician! He must have such a beautiful soul! One night I was talking on AIM to an old fling of mine who was interested in getting back together, I mentioned it to Immature Asshole, he immediately went nutcase saying it was the worst day of his life, he was about to fail a class, this girl he really liked just told him there was no way she'd date him, and now I was about to get another man... and he liked me. I bought it. We moved in together a month later. I went through a whole year in a relationship that was just simply retarded in it's level of immaturity. I agree I was a part in that, but I mean... this guy had *everything* paid for by his Daddy. His car, his insurance, his cell phone, his credit card, and on top of that he got $500 a month for expenses. And he worked.

He was emotionally draining, a total asshole- hated everyone and everything and would get really mad if things didn't go perfectly his way. Yelled a lot, cried a lot, convinced me that all the problems in the relationship were my fault and that I was trying to "change" him on some fundamental level (when all I really wanted was for him to stop treating me like his maid). Looked at lots and lots of porn (only blowjob porn), never told me I was beautiful, turned me into a total psycho on some levels really.

It took me two years to get over all the emotional shit that was going on in that relationship. *shudder* ON the flipside, he's still living at home after graduating college and working at Best Buy, and hasn't gotten laid since we were dating.

He was the worst....

All the rest of them were pretty decent and fun. I was actually friends with one of them up until I realized how he was just using me for an ego boost because his wife was depressed.

Ask me about my girlfriends in ten years- I hope to have a lot better stories!

01-24-2006, 11:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	The Immature Asshole You guys probably all know this one- I was 18, just getting over my first college boyfriend, was good friends with Immature Asshole. Only at the time, since we were friends, he was all nice and sweet and OH, he's a musician! He must have such a beautiful soul! One night I was talking on AIM to an old fling of mine who was interested in getting back together, I mentioned it to Immature Asshole, he immediately went nutcase saying it was the worst day of his life, he was about to fail a class, this girl he really liked just told him there was no way she'd date him, and now I was about to get another man... and he liked me. I bought it. We moved in together a month later. I went through a whole year in a relationship that was just simply retarded in it's level of immaturity. I agree I was a part in that, but I mean... this guy had everything paid for by his Daddy. His car, his insurance, his cell phone, his credit card, and on top of that he got $500 a month for expenses. And he worked. He was emotionally draining, a total asshole- hated everyone and everything and would get really mad if things didn't go perfectly his way. Yelled a lot, cried a lot, convinced me that all the problems in the relationship were my fault and that I was trying to "change" him on some fundamental level (when all I really wanted was for him to stop treating me like his maid). Looked at lots and lots of porn (only blowjob porn), never told me I was beautiful, turned me into a total psycho on some levels really. It took me two years to get over all the emotional shit that was going on in that relationship. shudder ON the flipside, he's still living at home after graduating college and working at Best Buy, and hasn't gotten laid since we were dating. He was the worst.... All the rest of them were pretty decent and fun. I was actually friends with one of them up until I realized how he was just using me for an ego boost because his wife was depressed. Ask me about my girlfriends in ten years- I hope to have a lot better stories! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi