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A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."
She looked and looked and a parking place never appeared.
Later that night God appeared at her place for a blowjob, just like every Tuesday.
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