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					Originally Posted by Siege
					
				 
				I've had that sensation before.  It was after a long night of spicy foods.  Followed by a morning of sitting on the can.   
I swear my anus was hot enough to cook my breakfast.   
Not something i'd particularly like to repeat.  
			
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 And here I thought you couldn't do a classy "spicy food / burning anus" joke... 
thanks, nwlinkvxd for the clarification.