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I was at the beach once in a small shop within two minutes walking distance of the coast. So damn close even, there was sand tracked into this shop. The beach was however, hard to see from this shop's door because of another building... but you could hear the waves, see the seagulls, etc. They had a list of questions that customers asked... here are the ones I recall:
- is the beach close by?
- is there sand at this beach?
(there is a famous rock formation off the coast known has Haystack rock, right outside the frickin window of this place)
- Where is haystack rock?
- Do you sell campfire logs?
(washington is still like three hours a-frickin-way)
- Is this washington, or oregon?
(big sign outside the door that says:
BEACH SHOPPING GALLERIA
CAMP FIRE LOGS SOLD HERE
I wish I could remember more, but I don't remember the rest.
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