I used to work at the only restaruant in my home town. Now were tiny and in a valley. There is one road which connects us to the coast and the bay area. Some guy drove into town from the bay area, pulled off and then proceded to ask me which way to the ocean. I stared at him (nice new BMW, trophy wife, obviously a .com'er) and point to the way he came and said "back that way". He got in his car turned around and proceded to go back.
edit: ummm......Atanvarno....I have a mouse wiht no buttons
