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Originally posted by warrrreagl
Scariest: Can you help me get my zipper unstuck?
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Two of 'em:
While working at BK, one of my female co-workers came in while off-duty wearing a pair of pants covered in zippers. Covered in 'em. Zippers everywhere.
She says, "Pick a zipper!"
So I did. Too bad she stopped me before I got it down, though.
After all, which zipper would
you pick?
And the other:
A member of the Board of Directors is addressing all the people in the building at a mandatory employee meeting.
"[the CEO] is leaving for other opportunities. If you see him in the hall, be sure to wish him hell."
That had to be one of the best Freudian slips I've
ever heard. We all thought that would be a good place for him, after all. and
would have wished him hell.