Jocund rhymes with rotund, which Santa is, that big fatass.
Santa, you a fool! Come down my chimney and I'll whup your ass! Fatso!
Yeah, that's right. I called Santa out. I'm bad.
I need the coal, gas heating is eating me alive.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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