Thread: Dear Santa...
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by the_marq
All I want for Xmas is a healthy child. We're due on June 19th and just had the first ultrasound to rule out (well kinda rule out) major developmental defects. So far everything looks good. And I can't wait to be a dad.

On the material side, I want an iPod Nano.

Thanks Santa.
On the immaterial side I want the_marq's child to be born on my birthday. Also, I'd like to spend 6 months with my friend without fighting with her. And maybe anal sex, but I'm not sure if that counts.

On the material side, I'd like a fat wad of cash.
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