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An e-friend of mine who enjoys some late night verbal sparing said she had kids who watched Zoom but that she never heard or knew what or who Fanny Doolie [Fannie?] was.
So while I was teasing her with a few made-up FD's I tried to visit the Zoom web site to find any page there to show here to satisfy her curiosity.
Guess what? They had nothing! So I Google'd "FD" and found this web page -- which incidentally is how I came to join TFP. So I guess Fanny ... Fannie Doolie likes funny forums but not posting in general?
Anyway, as I continued to tease my friend -- and then after she came to see the light -- here are some FD's we came up with, saved from that IM convo.
Enjoy,
Z
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fanny dooley likes apples, but she doesn't like fruit -- why's that?
fanny dooley likes spaghetti but she doesn't like pasta -- why's that?
fd likes ummm wool but she doesn't like sweaters
fd likes sheep but she doesn't like lambs
fd likes carrots but she dn like vegetables
FD likes books but she doesn't like to read
FD likes books but she doesn't like reading -- ok, that's good
FD likes Zoom but she DN-like tv for youth
FD likes free things but not things which are complimentary
FD digs the rolling stones but not rock music
fd likes tossing pebbles into the surf but not throwing rocks
FD liked bill clinton but not george bush
FD likes battles but not wars
FD likes professors but not teachers
FD likes quizzes but detests tests
FD likes football but she doesn't like sports
FD likes cookies but she doesn't like oreos
FD likes rabbis but not religious men
FD likes kissing but not making out
FD likes school but not having to get an education
FD likes kittens but not cats
FD likes puppies but not dogs
FD likes haddock but she doesn't like fish
FD likes food but she doesn't like to eat
FD likes tossing her cookies but she doesn't like puking
fd likes to eat poon but she doesn't like giving a woman oral sex
FD likes deep throating a guy, but she doesn't like sucking a dick
FD likes cassettes but she doesn't like tapes
FD likes the pool but she doesn't like to swim
FD likes cheezits but she dn like crackers
FD likes getting a dollar in her allowance, but she dn like getting four quarters -- or even ten dimes
FD likes teddies but she dn like lingerie
likes Hillary but she doesn't like Chelsea
FD likes CNN but she doesn't like MS-NBC
FD likes a good allegory but she doesn't like a short moral story, with or without animal characters
FD likes a smartass but not a smart aleck
FD likes Apples but she dn like Macs
FD likes being poor but not being broke
FD likes to go zoom but she dn like to go fast
fd likes it doggy style but not sex
fd likes taking it up the ass but she dn like anal sex
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