Let's play a game called Cocaine (crack in some cases) or Cheese:
Cocaine or Cheese?
Crack, actually. But still, cocaine aisle.
Cocaine or Cheese?
Still cocaine.
Cocaine or Cheese?
That one's cheese.
Cocaine or Cheese?
Well, still cheese.
One last Cocaine or Cheese?
This is cocaine.
If I weren't paying attention and I was in the drug business (and slightly out my mind at the time) I can see how some one could look at cheese and think "cocaine."
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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