I think we ought to send the Miami police force over to Baghdad, where they could do some random displays of force and demand to see ID cards. They would be much more effective over there, since as we should all know by know, Iraq is the central front in the war on terror. Goodness knows we need as many enthusiastic anti-terrorists over there as we can muster. They can make it a regular part of the monthly rotation. And I'm sure there's some slush fund in Miami that could be appropriated to pay their airfare.
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