The first post reminds me of this incident that happened in front of me. I think it's hilarious and my friends and I have brought it up the last couple of times we've gone to places that serve alcohol.
A couple of weeks ago, I went to a Stephen Lynch concert in Kansas City. It was in a theater which served alcohol. This led to several hecklers being obnoxious and generally making fools of themselves.
The show ends, and we begin the process of lining up to use the bathrooms. One of the aforementioned hecklers can't wait to use the bathroom like a normal human being, so he drunkenly drops trou in the bathroom hallway and pisses on the wall. He makes a huge puddle and makes the entire area unsafe to walk on and a biohazard to boot.
As he is finishing, someone rounds the corner, sees him, and disgustedly tells him to cut it out. Drunk guy proceeds to finish his urination on the protesting man. I carefully step back as the protesting man flips out and bum rushes him, sending them both to the floor in the piss. The drunk hits his head on the tile wall, and is dazed and half-concious as he is dragged bodily out of the restroom.
As I leave the bathroom, my duties done, I see several people turn the corner and almost fall into the puddle. I realize that everyone going around that corner is going to be slipping and I'm confident someone fell into it before the night was over.
__________________
"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)
|