Well, my borhter has one planned already. The school is divided into three houses. Each house has a dean in charge of discipline. He's going to go into the office of his house dean when it's empty, and replace teh bottle of vodka (sometimes scotch or rum) with light beer. What the hell is the guy going to do about it.
Alternately, you could replace the plastic bags with greased pigs or chickens.
If people smoke in the bathrooms, you could always put a film of lighter fluid over the water in the toilets. It worked for me, because nobody used the stalls for anyhting but smoking.
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