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				To My Grandfather
			 
 Now that I am old And my pilot light is out
 What used to be my sex appeal
 Is now my water spout
 
 I used to get embarassed
 When i had my morning shave
 For each and every morning
 He'd stand and not behave
 
 But now that age has caught me
 It sure gives me the blues
 To have old George hang down my leg
 And help me shine my shoes
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