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The farmer.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife, lying on the bed naked, gives her husband a very puzzled look.
The farmer says, "Honey, I just wanted to show the pig I have been fucking."
The farmer's wife looks at him and says, "Dear, your not holding a pig, your holding a sheep.
Then the farmer turns to his wife and says, "Shut up bitch, I was talking to the sheep."
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