Just to give y'all an idea where these bright children are headed:
I took my 13 year old son to get his hair cut. Well, it got SHAVED. Nothing left but some fuzz, of which he was pretty mad.
Tonight at soccer, he came across an old coach, who said to him, 'What happened to your hair?? You in prison now?' To which my smartass son replied: "Yea. Left the jumpsuit home though".
